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[Jul. 7th, 2005|09:56 pm]
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A fifth grade teacher, in a Christian school, asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas relating to God.

Here are some of the results; I think they are wonderful!


God is like...
BAYER ASPIRIN
He works miracles.


God is like...
a FORD
He's got a better idea.



God is like...
COKE
He's the real thing.


(This is great!)

God is like...
HALLMARK CARDS
He cares enough to send His very best.


God is like...
TIDE
He gets the stains out that others leave behind.


God is like...
GENERAL ELECTRIC
He brings good things to life.


God is like...
SEARS
He has everything.


God is like...
ALKA-SELTZER
Try him, you'll like Him.


God is like...
SCOTCH TAPE
You can't see him, but you know He's there.


God is like...
DELTA AIRLINES
He's ready when you are.


God is like...
ALLSTATE
You're in good hands with Him.



God is like...
VO-5 Hair Spray
He holds through all kinds of weather.


God is like...
DIAL SOAP
Aren't you glad you have Him?

Don't you wish everybody did?

(that one is my favorite)


God is like...
the U.S. POSTAL SERVICE

Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.
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Comments:
[User Picture]From: kalvadar
2005-07-08 04:22 am (UTC)
God is like Viagra. He keeps your penis up.
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[User Picture]From: apnagleclo
2005-07-08 03:42 pm (UTC)
heh!! :P
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From: m2a0r0k4us
2005-07-08 08:22 pm (UTC)
...he helps old guys to have sex
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[User Picture]From: amnesiabayce
2005-07-08 01:44 pm (UTC)
AMEN!
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From: murk280
2005-12-01 03:55 am (UTC)
God is like hemroid treatment creme.

You apply him generously to your anus.
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